Orders of Magnitude

d0wnwardsp1ral: QTPi's sister
d0wnwardsp1ral: accidentally turned off their dvd player
d0wnwardsp1ral: in the middle of big
d0wnwardsp1ral: fish
d0wnwardsp1ral: and they lost the remote
Bokonon79: OOPS
d0wnwardsp1ral: so they have to start the movie all over again
Bokonon79: AWESOME
Bokonon79: did she refer to this situation as being...
a.) BORKED
b.) MEGABORKED
c.) PERMABORKED
d0wnwardsp1ral: [00:37] d0wnwardsp1ral: [00:37] Bokonon79: did she refer to this situation as being...

a.) BORKED
b.) MEGABORKED
c.) PERMABORKED
[00:37] QTPi: haha
[00:37] QTPi: megaborked
Bokonon79: NICE

Holiday Shopping Adventures @ Amazon.com

Date	Time	Location	Event Details
12/24/05	10:41 AM	NEW CASTLE DE US	Delivered
12/19/05	10:01 AM	BOSTON MA US	Delivery attempted - recipient not home
12/19/05	07:44 AM	BOSTON MA US	Arrival Scan
12/16/05	08:03 PM	SPRINGFIELD MA US	In transit
12/14/05	03:56 PM	ELKRIDGE MD US	Arrival Scan
12/14/05	---	US	Carrier notified to pick up package

Basic Thermodynamics

d0wnwardsp1ral: do you think it's bad
d0wnwardsp1ral: that i have my window open
d0wnwardsp1ral: and my heat on?
Bokonon79: YOU'RE DESTROYING THE OZONE LAYER

(10 minutes later)

d0wnwardsp1ral: IT'S FUCKING FREEZING IN MY APT

Disoriented!

d0wnwardsp1ral: ?
d0wnwardsp1ral: iy'd pri
d0wnwardsp1ral: wtf
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm drunk
Bokonon79: BLOGGED