A Thorough Analysis of Contemporary Parking Meter Technology

Bokonon79: http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/ 2006/10/solarpowered_pa.html
Bokonon79: what the fuck?
d0wnwardsp1ral: yeah
Bokonon79: solar powered in boston?
Bokonon79: doesn't a credit card system consume a lot of power?
d0wnwardsp1ral: i assume not
Bokonon79: I mean, it has to make a network connection of some sort
Bokonon79: you could probably bork one by swiping a card repeatedly and then canceling the transaction
d0wnwardsp1ral: you don't need power for that
Bokonon79: OH RIGHT
Bokonon79: ETHERNET = POWERED BY THE ETHER
d0wnwardsp1ral: can't you use that really low-power broadband thing?
d0wnwardsp1ral: what's it called
Bokonon79: oh
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's got a funny name
Bokonon79: the thing JJD invented?
d0wnwardsp1ral: no
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's real
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's like
d0wnwardsp1ral: hrmmmm
d0wnwardsp1ral: what is it called
Bokonon79: WIMAX
Bokonon79: JEA
Bokonon79: JPEN
Bokonon79: PROTECT AMERICA
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh right
Bokonon79: AEGON
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's called
d0wnwardsp1ral: THE SCORING ENGINE
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: IT DOES EVERYTHING
d0wnwardsp1ral: zigbee
d0wnwardsp1ral: i knew it was some stupid weird name
Bokonon79: oh that thing
d0wnwardsp1ral: i guess it's not broadband
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's wireless
Bokonon79: yeah
Bokonon79: zigbee = supersmall wireless transmitter
Bokonon79: which I imagine could actually work
Bokonon79: although actually if you had a powered ethernet line
Bokonon79: that could work too
d0wnwardsp1ral: or if you had a midget
d0wnwardsp1ral: running back and forth
Bokonon79: YES
d0wnwardsp1ral: from the thing
Bokonon79: fricken midgets
d0wnwardsp1ral: to the credit card company
Bokonon79: BECAUSE MIDGETS CAN MOVE INFINITELY FAST
Bokonon79: A = F/M
Bokonon79: M-->0!!!!
Bokonon79: (SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, I WANT TO BLOG THIS)
d0wnwardsp1ral: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bokonon79: BRILLIANT

A Golden Oldie

Party people
Yeah Tag Team music comin' straight atacha
That's me DC the Brain Supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
We're kicking the flow we're kickin'
And it goes a little somethin' like this
Tag Team back again check it top
Wreck it - let's begin
Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp, there it is

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

Upside down and inside out
I'm about to show all you folks
What's it's all about
Now it's time to get on the mic
And make this party hype
I'm talking it back to the old school
'Cause I'm an old fool who's so cool
If you want to get down
I'm gonna show you the way: whoomp, there it is
Let me hear you say...

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

WHOOMP!
chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chaka
WHOOMP!
chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chaka
WHOOMP!
chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chaka
WHOOMP!
chak a laka chack a laka chak a laka chaka

Point blank gin and juice I drank
Gettin' bent and bent and as I puff on a dankt
Rock the mic, uh, oh I see rave skin
Rip skit find a honeydip to dip it in
Slam dunk it stick it flip it and ride
That is double O D D Y oh my
Ooh that it come on come on
Whoomp there it is I'm done

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

Hey, some say I'm crazy
'Cause I'm pushin' up daises
The underground sound that you have found
Amazing outstanding demanding
Commanding you people dancin'
That's a breath taker
I produce AKA the undertaker
You want to come down to the underground
Old school - here's a shovel can dig it fool
Can you dig it?
We can dig it
Can y'll dig it?
We can dig it!

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

W H double-O M P as I flow
To the fly from the school of old
Hardcore kick the folk lore wreck
Three to the two and one mic-check
Mad skill flow ill on the mesh of steel
That's the grill of the microphone I just killed
Party people it's your party Tag Team is through
Whoomp there it is I thought you knew

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

Yeha Tag Team comin' straight atcha
That's me DC the brain supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
Bring it back ya'll bring it back ya'll bring it back
Here we go

WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS
WHOOMP! THERE IT IS

I Wanna Know Where Da Gold At

d0wnwardsp1ral: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&search=leprechaun
d0wnwardsp1ral: i watched that like at 4 o'clock last night
d0wnwardsp1ral: and found it to be pretty much the funniest thing ever
Bokonon79: wtf
Bokonon79: hahahahahaha
Bokonon79: HAHAHAHAHA
d0wnwardsp1ral: IT'S A CRACKHEAD
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: wtf
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahahahahha
Bokonon79: AMATEUR SKETCH
d0wnwardsp1ral: THEY'RE JUST HAPPY TO BE ON TV
d0wnwardsp1ral: that's totally what i thought
d0wnwardsp1ral: i can't tell
Bokonon79: hahahahahhaahaha
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: ahahahahhahaahhaa
d0wnwardsp1ral: COULD BE A CRACKHEAD
d0wnwardsp1ral: THAT GOT INTO THE WRONG STUFF
Bokonon79: NOT A LEPRECHAUN FLUTE
d0wnwardsp1ral: HAHAHAHA
Bokonon79: GIVE ME THE GODE!
d0wnwardsp1ral: MAN, THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME THROUGH
Bokonon79: I WANT THE GODE!
Bokonon79: hahahahahaha
Bokonon79: this is ridiulous
d0wnwardsp1ral: THE CRACKHEAD LINE
d0wnwardsp1ral: HAD ME LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT LAST NIGHT
Bokonon79: nice
Bokonon79: BORKED
d0wnwardsp1ral: LIKE
d0wnwardsp1ral: what kind of news channel
d0wnwardsp1ral: airs that?
Bokonon79: LOCAL NEWS
d0wnwardsp1ral: http://wheredagold.ytmnd.com/
Bokonon79: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: AWESOME
Bokonon79: GIMME DA GODE!
Bokonon79: hahahahahaha
Bokonon79: that's so awesome
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: "if you shine a light in its direction, it disappears"
Bokonon79: why would a leprechaun have a flute that was like half its size
Bokonon79: ?
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: why are you trying to be rational?
Bokonon79: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
Bokonon79: I think that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
d0wnwardsp1ral: I THINK IT'S A CRACKHEAD
d0wnwardsp1ral: I'M GON' UPROOT THAT TREE
d0wnwardsp1ral: WHERE THA GOL' AT?
d0wnwardsp1ral: I WANT THE GOLD
d0wnwardsp1ral: GIMME THE GOLD
Bokonon79: GIMME DA GOLD!
d0wnwardsp1ral: I WANT THE GOLD

Back to Basics

d0wnwardsp1ral: i now have nothing to do
d0wnwardsp1ral: will you entertain me?
Bonelle: go out
d0wnwardsp1ral: i was just out
d0wnwardsp1ral: with co-workers
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm a little buzzzzzzzzzed
Bonelle: go outside and be free and happy
Bonelle: go hit on women in bars
d0wnwardsp1ral: eh
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'll just masturbate
*** Bonelle signed off at Tue May 02 20:01:48 2006.

I Wanna Be Like Jesus!

d0wnwardsp1ral: [22:42] QTPi: it's like
[22:43] QTPi: Jesus came and was like
[22:43] QTPi: i'm going to love all these people
[22:43] QTPi: even if they suck, even if the world thinks they have no redeeming qualities, even if they're super boring
[22:44] QTPi: and he did
[22:44] QTPi: and it was pretty cool
[22:44] QTPi: so i'm like, wow this Jesus guy was pretty cool
[22:44] QTPi: i wonder what'll happen if i try to do what he did
Bokonon79: THE WATER WILL STILL BE WATER
Bokonon79: YOU'LL SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER
Bokonon79: YOU'LL STILL BE DEAD ON THE THIRD DAY
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha

NESN Double Flat

d0wnwardsp1ral: wtf is NESNHD double flat?
d0wnwardsp1ral: how can something be double flat?
d0wnwardsp1ral: that makes no sense?
Bokonon79: huh?
d0wnwardsp1ral: top right hand corner
Bokonon79: it says Double Play
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: I CAN'T SEE SHIT DOC
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahah
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: i am wearing my new classing
d0wnwardsp1ral: wtf
d0wnwardsp1ral: glasses
Bokonon79: ahahahhahahaha
Bokonon79: BLOGGED

The Greatest Thing Ever

d0wnwardsp1ral: http://videosift.com/story.php?id=846
Bokonon79: what the hell is this?
d0wnwardsp1ral: Best fight scene of all time
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: what the the fucking fuck is this from?
d0wnwardsp1ral: who cares
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's awesome
Bokonon79: is that Gene Wilder?
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hah
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: wtf
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahah
Bokonon79: I love how the sound effects are completely unsynchronized
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: the choreography doesn't make sense
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: THE KNIFE MOVES!
d0wnwardsp1ral: ahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: GRABBED BY THE COLLARBONE!
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: wtf???
Bokonon79: hahahhaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: ahahahahahah
Bokonon79: ahahahahahahahahaha
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Bokonon79: what the fuck?!/!?!
d0wnwardsp1ral: the end is awesome
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahhahahaha
Bokonon79: how can it get better than this?
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahah
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahaahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh my god
d0wnwardsp1ral: this is the greatest thing ever