I Wanna Be Like Jesus!

d0wnwardsp1ral: [22:42] QTPi: it's like
[22:43] QTPi: Jesus came and was like
[22:43] QTPi: i'm going to love all these people
[22:43] QTPi: even if they suck, even if the world thinks they have no redeeming qualities, even if they're super boring
[22:44] QTPi: and he did
[22:44] QTPi: and it was pretty cool
[22:44] QTPi: so i'm like, wow this Jesus guy was pretty cool
[22:44] QTPi: i wonder what'll happen if i try to do what he did
Bokonon79: THE WATER WILL STILL BE WATER
Bokonon79: YOU'LL SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER
Bokonon79: YOU'LL STILL BE DEAD ON THE THIRD DAY
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha

NESN Double Flat

d0wnwardsp1ral: wtf is NESNHD double flat?
d0wnwardsp1ral: how can something be double flat?
d0wnwardsp1ral: that makes no sense?
Bokonon79: huh?
d0wnwardsp1ral: top right hand corner
Bokonon79: it says Double Play
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: I CAN'T SEE SHIT DOC
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahah
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: i am wearing my new classing
d0wnwardsp1ral: wtf
d0wnwardsp1ral: glasses
Bokonon79: ahahahhahahaha
Bokonon79: BLOGGED

The Greatest Thing Ever

d0wnwardsp1ral: http://videosift.com/story.php?id=846
Bokonon79: what the hell is this?
d0wnwardsp1ral: Best fight scene of all time
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: what the the fucking fuck is this from?
d0wnwardsp1ral: who cares
d0wnwardsp1ral: it's awesome
Bokonon79: is that Gene Wilder?
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hah
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: wtf
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahah
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahah
Bokonon79: I love how the sound effects are completely unsynchronized
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: the choreography doesn't make sense
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: THE KNIFE MOVES!
d0wnwardsp1ral: ahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: GRABBED BY THE COLLARBONE!
Bokonon79: hahahaha
Bokonon79: wtf???
Bokonon79: hahahhaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: ahahahahahah
Bokonon79: ahahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: ahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahah
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahaha
Bokonon79: what the fuck?!/!?!
d0wnwardsp1ral: the end is awesome
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahhahahaha
Bokonon79: how can it get better than this?
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahahah
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahahahahaha
Bokonon79: hahahaahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh my god
d0wnwardsp1ral: this is the greatest thing ever

The DOS Days of Winter

Bokonon79: PurpleDaisy1337: life is a dos program
PurpleDaisy1337: cd ]
Bokonon79: that doesn't do anything
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKED
Bokonon79: TYPO!
d0wnwardsp1ral: dir!!!!!!!
d0wnwardsp1ral: cd brian's penis
Bokonon79: STACK OVERFLOW!
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: Abort, Retry, Fail?
Bokonon79: hahahahaha
Bokonon79: PurpleDaisy1337: invoke DosKey!
Bokonon79: DOSKEY /INSERT!
Bokonon79: the only way to go
Bokonon79: I used to get so annoyed when people didn't have that in their autoexec.bat
PurpleDaisy1337: I hated that
PurpleDaisy1337: now it is standard
Bokonon79: THAT'S HARD CORE
d0wnwardsp1ral: haha
d0wnwardsp1ral: now i dunno what you gus are talking about
d0wnwardsp1ral: PENIS /INSERT
Bokonon79: (all of this is going to be blogged btw)
d0wnwardsp1ral: excellent

Text Adventures

PurpleDaisy1337: we are at a crossroads
Bokonon79: oh sure
PurpleDaisy1337: and those crossroads are necessitated by one thing
Bokonon79: paths lead north, east, and south
Bokonon79: there is a flask
Bokonon79: what will you do?
PurpleDaisy1337: er. can I kill the ogre?
Bokonon79: there is no ogre
PurpleDaisy1337: damn!
PurpleDaisy1337: I will drink!
Bokonon79: thou drinkest from ye flask
Bokonon79: thou hast died
PurpleDaisy1337: damn it
PurpleDaisy1337: do over!
Bokonon79: but thou has been revived as in immortal
PurpleDaisy1337: SCORE!
Bokonon79: you win!
PurpleDaisy1337: hurrah! now, to the north!
Bokonon79: you go north, but trip over ye flask

Relieving boredom, part XXVIII

d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm so bored
d0wnwardsp1ral: that i'm re-watching 24
Bokonon79: BORKED
Bokonon79: YOU WANT JACK BAUER TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: watchinng the ridiculousness of no cover survival again
d0wnwardsp1ral: HERE COMES THE AIR FORCE
d0wnwardsp1ral: OR THE MARINES
d0wnwardsp1ral: WHATEVER
d0wnwardsp1ral: i wonder if these actors ever feel ridiculous saying shit like
d0wnwardsp1ral: "Guardian Angel, Guardian Angel, we have hostile aircraft in vector bravo tango."
d0wnwardsp1ral: does that actually mean anything?
Bokonon79:
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BT
d0wnwardsp1ral: NICE
d0wnwardsp1ral: bonelle will like that one
Bokonon79: get the sigh
Bokonon79: and it shall be blogged
d0wnwardsp1ral: she's not on line, unfortunately
Bokonon79: DAMMIT
Bokonon79: how about this
Bokonon79: Bonelle: sigh
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: works for me
Bokonon79: BLOGGED!

Personal Ads

Bokonon79: PurpleDaisy1337: you're basically martha stewart with 6 pack abs
Bokonon79: 6? who said 6? how about 12?
Bokonon79: or 18?
PurpleDaisy1337: pardon my saying, but 18 sounds a bit gross
Bokonon79: or how about 2^16 = 65536?
PurpleDaisy1337: dang
PurpleDaisy1337: tha'ts sort of scary
PurpleDaisy1337: a geek with abs
PurpleDaisy1337: see... THIS should be your match profile
Bokonon79: haha
Bokonon79: right
Bokonon79: I could really push the line
PurpleDaisy1337: you could!
Bokonon79: but I won't
Bokonon79: at least not in this IM window

Bokonon79:: YOUR BREASTS MUST HAVE A MINIMUM RADIUS OF 8 CM AND A VOLUME OF (4/3)(8 cm)^3 = 2144.659 cm^3
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: dude
d0wnwardsp1ral: if i were a girl
d0wnwardsp1ral: i would totally respond to that
d0wnwardsp1ral: no matter what breasts looked like
Bokonon79:: I should post all of this to craigslist
Bokonon79:: and see what happens
d0wnwardsp1ral: you should
Bokonon79:: we can link to it from the blog
Bokonon79:: it would take a lot of burden off of Bonelle
d0wnwardsp1ral: HURRY UP