Text Adventures

PurpleDaisy1337: we are at a crossroads
Bokonon79: oh sure
PurpleDaisy1337: and those crossroads are necessitated by one thing
Bokonon79: paths lead north, east, and south
Bokonon79: there is a flask
Bokonon79: what will you do?
PurpleDaisy1337: er. can I kill the ogre?
Bokonon79: there is no ogre
PurpleDaisy1337: damn!
PurpleDaisy1337: I will drink!
Bokonon79: thou drinkest from ye flask
Bokonon79: thou hast died
PurpleDaisy1337: damn it
PurpleDaisy1337: do over!
Bokonon79: but thou has been revived as in immortal
PurpleDaisy1337: SCORE!
Bokonon79: you win!
PurpleDaisy1337: hurrah! now, to the north!
Bokonon79: you go north, but trip over ye flask

Relieving boredom, part XXVIII

d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm so bored
d0wnwardsp1ral: that i'm re-watching 24
Bokonon79: BORKED
Bokonon79: YOU WANT JACK BAUER TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: watchinng the ridiculousness of no cover survival again
d0wnwardsp1ral: HERE COMES THE AIR FORCE
d0wnwardsp1ral: OR THE MARINES
d0wnwardsp1ral: WHATEVER
d0wnwardsp1ral: i wonder if these actors ever feel ridiculous saying shit like
d0wnwardsp1ral: "Guardian Angel, Guardian Angel, we have hostile aircraft in vector bravo tango."
d0wnwardsp1ral: does that actually mean anything?
Bokonon79:
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BT
d0wnwardsp1ral: NICE
d0wnwardsp1ral: bonelle will like that one
Bokonon79: get the sigh
Bokonon79: and it shall be blogged
d0wnwardsp1ral: she's not on line, unfortunately
Bokonon79: DAMMIT
Bokonon79: how about this
Bokonon79: Bonelle: sigh
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: works for me
Bokonon79: BLOGGED!

Personal Ads

Bokonon79: PurpleDaisy1337: you're basically martha stewart with 6 pack abs
Bokonon79: 6? who said 6? how about 12?
Bokonon79: or 18?
PurpleDaisy1337: pardon my saying, but 18 sounds a bit gross
Bokonon79: or how about 2^16 = 65536?
PurpleDaisy1337: dang
PurpleDaisy1337: tha'ts sort of scary
PurpleDaisy1337: a geek with abs
PurpleDaisy1337: see... THIS should be your match profile
Bokonon79: haha
Bokonon79: right
Bokonon79: I could really push the line
PurpleDaisy1337: you could!
Bokonon79: but I won't
Bokonon79: at least not in this IM window

Bokonon79:: YOUR BREASTS MUST HAVE A MINIMUM RADIUS OF 8 CM AND A VOLUME OF (4/3)(8 cm)^3 = 2144.659 cm^3
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: dude
d0wnwardsp1ral: if i were a girl
d0wnwardsp1ral: i would totally respond to that
d0wnwardsp1ral: no matter what breasts looked like
Bokonon79:: I should post all of this to craigslist
Bokonon79:: and see what happens
d0wnwardsp1ral: you should
Bokonon79:: we can link to it from the blog
Bokonon79:: it would take a lot of burden off of Bonelle
d0wnwardsp1ral: HURRY UP

Etymologies

Taken from the NPR Show "Fresh Air with Terry Gross" featuring an interview with Senator Joe Biden (D-Smellaware). Start listening at 20:36.

http://www.npr.org/dmg/dmg.php?prgCode=FA&showDate=07-Feb-2006&segNum=&NPRMediaPref=WM&getAd=1

Not that we need to point out the obvious, but the note of confusion and uncertainty that enters Terry's voice at 20:50 is scientific proof that our blog was a primary source for her interview preparation, and therefore we are a reputable authority on the history of Supreme Court nominations, American democracy, and America and/or history in general... in addition to being the preeminent authority on the verb "to bork" its equivalents in other languages, of course.

What can we say, we're just awesome.

(GRAND SLAM)
KAPOW
CRUSHED!