Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?

First question: In what month is Columbus Day celebrated?

d0wnwardsp1ral: I don't know when most holidays are... I don't know when Columbus Day is, I don't know when Labor Day is, I don't know when the 4th of July is...
Bokonon79: Can I quote you on that?
d0wnwardsp1ral: huh?
Bokonon79: BLOGGED*

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