Officemate

d0wnwardsp1ral: i hate my officemate
d0wnwardsp1ral: he has the gayest voice ever
Bokonon79: are you sure?
d0wnwardsp1ral: wait a second
d0wnwardsp1ral: i don't share my office with anyone
d0wnwardsp1ral: AH SHIT

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Nothing Lost in Translation

d0wnwardsp1ral: YOU BORKED IT
Bokonon79: NO I DIDN'T
Bokonon79: IT BORKED ITSELF
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKED
Bokonon79: OR IN SPANISH, YOU'D SAY "IT BORKED ITSELF TO ME"
Bokonon79: A MI SE ME BORKO
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKAR
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKO
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKAS
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKA
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKAN
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKAMOS
Bokonon79: BUT WE'RE USING THE REFLEXIVE FORM, BORKARSE
Bokonon79: e.g.
Bokonon79: Me borke
Bokonon79: I BORKED MYSELF
d0wnwardsp1ral: we are such huge nerds
Bokonon79: NOS BORKAMOS
d0wnwardsp1ral: this is ridiculous
Bokonon79: I mean, i do appreciate the fact that in Spanish, nothing is ever anyone's fault... instead, things "break themselves" in your presence
Bokonon79: however, applying that literally in English to nonexistent verbs is where the real pleasure is
d0wnwardsp1ral: me gusta

Let's Hear It For Children

Second Grader Brings Pot on School Trip
(Connecticut Post)

Boy, 12, Tries to Set Guinness Kick Record
(Ann Arbor News)

Greenie the Space Mutant Has Glow-tip Fingers For Arms
(TheWildConnection.org)

So it Begins: Pi is a Prime Number

d0wnwardsp1ral: pi is a prime number
d0wnwardsp1ral: didn't you know thaT?
d0wnwardsp1ral: you can only divide it by 1 or itself to get an integer
Bokonon79: DAMMIT
Bokonon79: you're right!
d0wnwardsp1ral: pi is awesome that way
Bokonon79: except for division by 1
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh
d0wnwardsp1ral: shit
d0wnwardsp1ral: haha
d0wnwardsp1ral: whoops
Bokonon79: hahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm fuckin retarded
Bokonon79: unless
Bokonon79: you define pi to be an irrational integer
d0wnwardsp1ral: sure
Bokonon79: why not?
Bokonon79: in math you can define anything
d0wnwardsp1ral: hahahaha
d0wnwardsp1ral: i can't stop laughing now
d0wnwardsp1ral: that was about the dumbest thing i've ever done
Bokonon79: awesome
d0wnwardsp1ral: oh well
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'm over it
d0wnwardsp1ral: i'll just go shoot myself now