Life Goals

Bokonon79: Relief pitcher Ugueth Urbina, a free agent who was with the Philadelphia Phillies last season, was arrested and held yesterday pending a formal charge of attempted murder.
Bokonon79: Last month, Urbina and a group of men allegedly attacked five workers with machetes and poured gasoline on them in an attempt to set them on fire. All five were injured, some of them with cuts and one with burns on the back and right arm, police said.
Bokonon79: machetes???
Bokonon79: gasoline???
Bokonon79: seriously WTF?!?!?!
d0wnwardsp1ral: yeah
Bokonon79: like how about if on Friday I meet you at your office
Bokonon79: and then we run around the Common
Bokonon79: throwing shurikens at people
Bokonon79: maybe lace them with arsenic or something
d0wnwardsp1ral: YES!
Bokonon79: LET'S DO IT!
d0wnwardsp1ral: DONE AND DONE
Bokonon79: if we could make them explode
Bokonon79: that would be nice too
d0wnwardsp1ral: HADOOOOKEEEEN
Bokonon79: actually
Bokonon79: I think I'm going to add that to my list of life goals
Bokonon79: i.e. things that I have to do before I die
Bokonon79: 1. witness a full solar eclipse
Bokonon79: 2. ride in a hot air balloon
Bokonon79: 3. throw a ha-do-ken
Bokonon79: how hard can it be?
Bokonon79: like, just make a ball out of some slow-burning flammable material
Bokonon79: light it on fire
Bokonon79: put on some flameproof gloves
Bokonon79: and toss it at someone
d0wnwardsp1ral: NOT HARD
Bokonon79: and of course when I throw it
Bokonon79: I have to yell "HA-DOOOOO-KEN!"
Bokonon79: so that everyone else knows what I'm doing
d0wnwardsp1ral: OF COURSE