Logical Cohesion

d0wnwardsp1ral: my 8 key is borked
Bokonon79: YOU BORKED IT
Bokonon79: RM -RF /
d0wnwardsp1ral: BORKEN!
Bokonon79: http://www.borken.de/
Bokonon79: WILLKOMMEN!!!
d0wnwardsp1ral: EGRESS!
Bokonon79: OBI-WAN KENOBI!
d0wnwardsp1ral: CAPTAIN PICARD
Bokonon79: ENGAGE! MAKE IT SO!
d0wnwardsp1ral: KIRK!
Bokonon79: PROFESSOR X
d0wnwardsp1ral: STANLEY!
Bokonon79: HUGO CHAVEZ
d0wnwardsp1ral: GRYFFINDOR!
Bokonon79: IS THAT SPELLED WITH A Y?
d0wnwardsp1ral: http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&q=gryffindor
Bokonon79: OH OKAY
Bokonon79: IN THAT CASE
Bokonon79: CHEESE PUFFS
d0wnwardsp1ral: HELEN KELLER!
Bokonon79: ROSEMARY'S BABY
d0wnwardsp1ral: STEVIE WONDER!
Bokonon79: JERRY GARCIA
d0wnwardsp1ral: NORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bokonon79: (*)(*)(*)YOU WIN!!!!!!!(*)(*)(*)
d0wnwardsp1ral: HARRY POTTER'S TEST EASE WAS UNPARALLELED!
d0wnwardsp1ral: ALLELES!
Bokonon79: ALLEL'D!!!!!
Bokonon79: CEREBELLUM'D!!!!!
d0wnwardsp1ral: CHROMOSOMES!
Bokonon79: OW, MY STOMACH LINING!
d0wnwardsp1ral: HEART BURN!
Bokonon79: R-O-L-A-I-D-S!
d0wnwardsp1ral: RELIEF
Bokonon79: STOP REPEATING ME
d0wnwardsp1ral: YOU'RE JUST SO INSPIRATIONAL
Bokonon79: INSPIRATION OF THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!!
Bokonon79: * !!!!!
d0wnwardsp1ral: .!!!!!
Bokonon79: DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS
d0wnwardsp1ral: YOUR MOM
Bokonon79: YOUR MOM
d0wnwardsp1ral: your mom
Bokonon79: no, I insist, YOUR mom
d0wnwardsp1ral: you bastard!